Pyoo

The sound of a gun shot, where the gun is necessarily your fingers.

Bob:And then I leapt behind the boxes and I was all like 'pyoo pyoo pyoo' take that mofos!

Jim: Then you woke up?

Bob: Then I woke up.

by Gillwillkill January 27, 2011

Church Pyoo

church-pyu <---pernounse like that

while in church (or any other religious ceremony/praisy thing) someone farts loudly (or softly) and everyone looks at the certain person and makes a mean face.

often happens to a foolish person.

Max: Duuude did you hear?
Sam: What?
Max: Josh told me that in church the other day some person farted really loud and every person gave her a dumb look.
Sam: *laughs* haha wow, was it Jordan?
Max: Probably...
Sam: She is so Church Pyoo prone.
Max: Sad..

by Greenissocool141 September 2, 2009

pyoom

Ain't nothin' faster than a pyoom

Max: Oh shit, it's the cops!
*pyoom*

by Agracuta February 26, 2008

Pyoop

The act of defacating while simultaniously Puking through your legs into the same waste receptacle.

"Dude I just shit and puked in your toilet at the same time". Dude are you serious, did you just Pyoop, Awesome!!

by Gilaunuan June 21, 2009

pyoot

a handycapped baby native.

Look at all those pyoots running around Nanimo Square.

by crunchymanmeattt January 11, 2009

Pyoosch

The male equivalent to a female queef.

(to a friend)
dude you're such a pyoosch!
PYOOSCH!

(to an enemy)
Go Pyoosch Yourself!
I'll Pyoosch you up, and you'll like it!

(having sex)
girl - did you just pyoosch?
guy - I certainly hope thats all I did.

by Slothachunk December 5, 2011

pyoop

A world used when simultaneously pooping and puking

I was pyooping so bad last night that I didn't know whether to lean over the toilette, or sit on it

by Steffi & Liz September 1, 2009