Pyoosch

The male equivalent to a female queef.

(to a friend)
dude you're such a pyoosch!
PYOOSCH!

(to an enemy)
Go Pyoosch Yourself!
I'll Pyoosch you up, and you'll like it!

(having sex)
girl - did you just pyoosch?
guy - I certainly hope thats all I did.

by Slothachunk December 5, 2011

Pooschmag

A type of marijuana usually grown outdoors that is brown, burns off black ashes and smells and tastes like shit. usually goes for $20 a half quarter.

Man I totally picked up a quarter ounce of the pooschmag for dirt cheap. Hopefully I don't get a collapsed lung.

by deathslinger666 August 6, 2011

Pooschlag

To hit or throw any undesirable or "crappy" object at another person. Combined from the English word 'poop' and the German word 'schlagen', which means to hit or beat something.

My brother keeps pooschlagging me with his dirty socks.

by Dogbreath9000 December 27, 2008

Poosche

A person who acts like a douche but is truly a pussy inside. ; a mix between pussy and douche.

John: Xavier talks a big game but he's all bark no bite
Jay: Yeah he's a total poosche.

by kingwatt11 May 9, 2017