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christopher pyne 

A smug weasel, confit'd in his own hubris breast milk; comfortably suckling on the right wing teat since 1963.
Person A: " the only things I love more than low tax and coal is the fact that gays can't marry".
Person B: " oi dude, don't be a Christopher Pyne!".
christopher pyne by Hayzemoüt June 22, 2014
Related Words
Pynie pwnies ponied Peniel penie punieta pynes Pyriel panieros penie hut

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"
owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010
He is intelligent and creative. He is a born leader .Peniel is a man of honor, who frowns at dumness and foolishness . Peniel tends to be also good with people especially the ladies because of his good looks and charms. Peniels are also royal and are either called King or De Lyon (the king of the jungle)
I wish I was Peniel, I would have been the king of the word
Peniel by King lyon August 26, 2017
In Australia, one of the most insulting words you can use. It is an acceptable replacement for most profane or derogatory terms.

Derived from education minister Christopher Pyne's name.
Pyne off, you pyneing pynehole.

The Australian government are a pyney useless bunch of pyneing pynes.
Pyne by germe May 16, 2014