pwnies

Short name of a World of Warcraft guild: Pretty Pink Pwnies

PPP is one of the more well known guilds in WoW for their abilities.

1. I'm leaving the battleground, Pwnies just showed up.

pwnies by Fyzzle November 3, 2006

pwnies

when something totally pwnz. synonym:pwned

1 Check this out, it pwnies!!

2 *runs into room* PWNIES!!!

pwnies by fuzzy November 22, 2003

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

Pwnie 

-Adjective

1. Total awesomeness... yet better. Made of serious amounts of win. leet, bad ass etc.

-Noun

2. One who pwns in everyday life and / or the internet.
*See pwn*

-Adjective

"Did you see grind house, that movie was fkin pwnie!"

-Noun

"That guy just rick rolled 15 people, hes a pwnie"

Pwnie by EVIL Pr0 June 12, 2008

pwnish 

Somewhat skillful in gaming. Exhibiting the skills of a good gamer. See pwn.

Major Saw is pwnish with the knife.

pwnish by Gunny Highway November 30, 2006