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Sarcastically said when someone tells a dead joke.
John: "Hahahahah your mum mate"
Steve: "Pwerp"
Pwerp by Saul F. Culo May 19, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
somewhat of like..a dumbass..it's basically a word for stoupid..Note: usually not used in a serious form rather than a matter of poking-fun-at
"Wow!! I can snap my fingers!!" exclaimed Cessy.
"Cessy...-sigh-..." said Lime.
"Ha ha..your such a pwerp Cessy!!" retorted Kyyl
pwerp by Cesskyylime July 16, 2008

perplexcuse 

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement
How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...
perplexcuse by mcgobri April 29, 2015
The ability to detect who is a crime perpetrator based upon scant data.
Lieutenant Kenda has great perpdar for murderers.
Perpdar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
I wasn’t perpared for that test
Perpared by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018

Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual 25/8 

Never-ending, infinity, on and on, for life infinite,
Your love for me is perpetual 25/8
Perpetual 25/8 by RopeSloper June 16, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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