Pwerp

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Sarcastically said when someone tells a dead joke.

John: "Hahahahah your mum mate"
Steve: "Pwerp"

Pwerp by Saul F. Culo May 19, 2019

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pwerp

somewhat of like..a dumbass..it's basically a word for stoupid..Note: usually not used in a serious form rather than a matter of poking-fun-at

"Wow!! I can snap my fingers!!" exclaimed Cessy.
"Cessy...-sigh-..." said Lime.
"Ha ha..your such a pwerp Cessy!!" retorted Kyyl

pwerp by Cesskyylime July 16, 2008

perplexcuse

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

perplexcuse by mcgobri April 29, 2015

Perpdar

The ability to detect who is a crime perpetrator based upon scant data.

Lieutenant Kenda has great perpdar for murderers.

Perpdar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Perpared

Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know

I wasn’t perpared for that test

Perpared by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018

Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual failure by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

Perpetual 25/8

Never-ending, infinity, on and on, for life infinite,

Your love for me is perpetual 25/8

Perpetual 25/8 by RopeSloper June 16, 2018

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026