Pwerp

Sarcastically said when someone tells a dead joke.

John: "Hahahahah your mum mate"
Steve: "Pwerp"

by Saul F. Culo May 19, 2019

pwerp

somewhat of like..a dumbass..it's basically a word for stoupid..Note: usually not used in a serious form rather than a matter of poking-fun-at

"Wow!! I can snap my fingers!!" exclaimed Cessy.
"Cessy...-sigh-..." said Lime.
"Ha ha..your such a pwerp Cessy!!" retorted Kyyl

by Cesskyylime July 16, 2008

perplexcuse

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

by mcgobri April 29, 2015

Perpdar

The ability to detect who is a crime perpetrator based upon scant data.

Lieutenant Kenda has great perpdar for murderers.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Perpared

Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know

I wasn’t perpared for that test

by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018

Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

Perpetual 25/8

Never-ending, infinity, on and on, for life infinite,

Your love for me is perpetual 25/8

by RopeSloper June 16, 2018