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This is the act of masturbation. Where a male uses a pillow wrapped round his penis and rapidly moves it up and down in an arcing motion. This is most commonly performed by people going by the name Jordan.
Moving a pillow wrapped around a penis up and down to climax. Known as pwanking, you are a pwanker
Pwanker by Jon Beere. August 7, 2011
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pankeri dileri 

maja, lucija, ivona, elena, ana
mi smo pankeri dileri
pankeri dileri by pankerdilerana January 25, 2021

pankeri dileri 

group of cool kids such as “maja, lucija, ivona, elena, ivana, ana
you are “panker diler
she looks like “panker diler”
theres a group of “pankeri dileri”
pankeri dileri by pankerdilerana January 25, 2021

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Planker's Fatigue

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.
After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.

two planker 

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.
"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"
two planker by 2planker September 22, 2005
A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.
Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.
planker by Flouxetine August 10, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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