Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

Panker by Orielol February 11, 2010

panker

another word for someone being a "pussy"

DreamTactix291 is a panker

panker by lalahsghost February 18, 2004

panker

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

panker by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

panker skrank

Anything that you may be refuring to at that time. Usually something who's name you can not remember for the life of you.

Oh shit! I need that pankey for the panker skrank!

panker skrank by one hit wonder June 15, 2003

a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

a dead mans panker by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

Low Mic Packer

The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.

"Those people in that discord server tried to loud mic me but I'm a low mic packer."

Low Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 4, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026