Pwaf 

Pwaf you can almost guess what it means. It's like another meh - you just don't care.

A: What do you want for breakfast?
B: Pwaf
A: That a food?
B: meh

Pwaf by Xbot April 8, 2005

pwaffle 

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

pwaff 

to fuck or have sex with

'i heard you're going to the movies with Kate tomorrow, are you gonna pwaff her?"

pwaff by fettywapp the girl lol February 18, 2019

pwaffle 

the most amazing waffle ever.. a pwaffle is basically an invented name for a pwaffle. they're a fuckload better than eggos.

Leggo my pwaffle

pwaffle by BabyCakez=] March 16, 2009

Pwaff 

The gentlemans alternative to CUNT

"In the summer this place is full of pwaff"

Pwaff by Simon Broomfield July 19, 2007

pwaffel 

When a girl queefs in your mouth and then you proceed to make out both savoring the flavor.

Her pussy is so sweet we Pwaffel it all the time.

pwaffel by Thelollipopguild July 17, 2014

Pwafiteering 

A common behavior seen in FFAs in Dawn Of War Soulstorm. mastered by the infamous PWAF. Simply put, pwafiteering is the act of sucessfully selling your opponents the idea they should attack someone else instead of you. This is always accomplished by making snide remarks and complaining about someone else in the FFA. Usually if the pwafiteering is successful then you should call your remaining opponents noobs and idiots as you steamroll them.

Another example of pwafiteering is convincing someone to not attack and then verbally shitting on them about not attacking after you have taken advantage. This is usually done on maps like aceria forest, where everyone is cramped and angry, and you can be attacked in multiple directions.
Pwafiteering is different from homesteading or loitering, because both rely on the deliberate mercy or obliviousness of the opponent to occur.
Similarly enthralling, teaming and proxying is different from pwafiteering, as it involves no alliance making or enslavement of lesser players.

Pwafiteering is the art of convincing 2 or more players to kill eachother instead of you, and then finishing off whoever survived, or backdooring them when they are otherwise occupied.

I was on my way to t3 then march started pwafiteering. That tau noob walked his fire warriors all the way across the map to die hideously. Then just as i had moved out to defend theres termies in my base. Pwafiteering is the only way march can beat me lol.

Pwafiteering by Fugly cuckling April 28, 2021