A person who claims to be a true American, but has really pledged allegiance to Putin through unwavering support of Trump.
Trumpite: "I'm a REAL American! I'm a Patriot! I stand for God, Country, and White Power, unlike the rest of you buttercup snowflakes!!!"
Human: "Dude, STFU, you Putriot!"
A shaft of the most magnanimous proportions. Usually happens after signing a huge contract.
Origin: After Bobby Petrino, a man of zero integrity, who in two years alone managed to sign 20 years worth of contracts and is yet to be loyal to one.
After signing a ten year contract with Louisville, Bobby left at the end of the year to coach the falcons. Louisville sure got Petrinoed.
Also works for people not named Bobby. Ex:
After guaranteeing that he would stay in Miami, Nick left and went to Alabama. Miami got Petrinoed big time.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.