JBeez's definitions

putriot

A person who claims to be a true American, but has really pledged allegiance to Putin through unwavering support of Trump.

Trumpite: "I'm a REAL American! I'm a Patriot! I stand for God, Country, and White Power, unlike the rest of you buttercup snowflakes!!!"
Human: "Dude, STFU, you Putriot!"

by JBeez January 1, 2017

rythym

"Rythym" is how the illiterate attempt to spell the word "rhythm".

Dude 1: "Yo, I gots rythym, man!"
Dude 2: "No, dude, you just can't spell 'rhythm'. And it's 'I have', not 'I gots'. Carry on."

by JBeez June 1, 2013

window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013

mandaid

The term used when a male of the species performs a temporary home-improvement or auto-maintenance "repair" that is cheap, immediately effective, and delays the calling of the Repairman. Also referred to as jury-rigging, kludge, makeshift, make-do, Macgyver.

Instead of replacing the broken faucet handle on the bathtub like I asked him to, he put a mandaid on it. He just stuck a pair of pliers on it and said "it works fine now, honey".

by JBeez February 19, 2012