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-Putain is the french word that can be used as "Damn it!" or "Fuck!" and anything along those lines.
-You can also say "putain de" then a noun, which is the french equivilent to "fucking ..."
-The origin of the word comes from the french word for "whore" and is still used to say whore.
-Putian! J'ai perdu ma montre!(Damn it! I lost my watch!
-Putain de chien!(Fucking dog!)
-Ta putain de maman m'a suce la bitte hier soir(your whore mom sucked my dick last night)
Putian by Guillaume Foe February 29, 2008
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Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!
Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016
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Porra cara, essa menina e uma putinha! (Damn dude, that girl is a little slut!)
Putinha by MaD August 4, 2003

Putinstan 

Like all states with the suffix "-stan," such as Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, which was formerly known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia. It is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are nonconformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since Soviet times, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over crappy domestic ones.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him e.g. Botox-Mongol, Putler.
Didja know that in the Soviet Union all citizens were equal but some citizens were more equal than others?" (a modified George Orwell quote)
"Yeah, but then the misery was more evenly distributed than the wealth in today's Putinstan."
Putinstan by O. W. Tongueincheek August 8, 2021

Putin's Bitch 

To be owned like Donald Trump was on July 16, 2018 in Helsinki. After 2 hour meeting, Trump came out dick drunk and couldn't stop sucking up to Putin. He's now Putin's Bitch.
Trump looks so sad now that everyone knows he's Putin's Bitch.
Putin's Bitch by SHK56 July 16, 2018
Portuguese word reffering to small bitch. DO NOT USE THE WORD PUTA OR THIS WORD IN PORTUGAL OF TO A PORTUGUESE LERSON OR WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A WOMEN!

Pronounced: PUT-ING-YA
Putinha by MinhaPutinha101 June 4, 2016

putinbot 

An internet poster or a troll on web forums or comments sections of mainly news websites, which pushes a pro-Putin or pro-Russian line. From the surname of the Russian president and a bot.
“Don’t post something there, it is full of putinbots.”
putinbot by 8510pm May 12, 2015
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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