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pussyshit 

The act of being a little snitch ass bitch, doing things a little bitch or a pussy would do.
Kid 1: "Yo dare me to sniff salt! Ill do it!"

Kid 2: "DO IT SON DO WORK"

Kid 1: "nah, it mite hurt"

Kid 2, and all his friends: "THATS FUCKIN PUSSYSHIT"
pussyshit by EARS May 6, 2007
Words you can keep

Pussyshit 

Used as an exclamation, particularly used by a third party to either emphasize some shit goin' down, or to make an awkward situation even more inappropriate.

This is not to be confused with other uses of the word "pussyshit" used as a noun.
Person 1: Shit Bromethius, we just sank it into triple overtime.
Bromethius: AWWW Pussyshit!
-or-
Person A: You wanna fucking go, dickshit?
Person B: I'm gonna rape your family!
Person C: AWWW Pussyshit!
Pussyshit by lankthetank December 17, 2009

Pussyshit 

The act of shoving something so far up inside your pussy it doesn't come out till you shit.
Brittney: Did you hear about Martha? She tried to cum but it went so wrong she had to pussyshit.
Brooklyn: Oh that poor thing.
Pussyshit by martha123!! March 13, 2022

Pussyghetti

A noun for a pasta made in long, slender, solid strings that is most commonly used in a flirtatious manner as an innuendo for cunnilingus derived from a child's mispronunciation of the word spaghetti.
Him: "What's for dinner?"
Her: *spreads legs* "PUSSYGHETTI."
Pussyghetti by SirCoolJerk March 7, 2019

Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."
Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pussywhipped 

when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).
Friend1: Dude, Ryan is really pussywhipped. He follows Christian all over the place, doesn't talk to his friends (unless she does) and only hangs out with her and her friends.
Friend2: At least he's getting some
Friend1: Yeah, but we havn't seen him in 4 months. Tommorow I'm gonna report him missing to the police
pussywhipped by northendwhitetrash January 19, 2008

pissnshit 

A phrase describing the state where one needs to piss and shit. Because it is commonly assumed that when one must shit, they must also pee, the phrase 'piss and shit' was shortened to 'pissnshit'
'I woke up having to pissnshit after a night of heavy drinking'
pissnshit by BJCJ April 11, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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