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pussyshit 

The act of being a little snitch ass bitch, doing things a little bitch or a pussy would do.
Kid 1: "Yo dare me to sniff salt! Ill do it!"

Kid 2: "DO IT SON DO WORK"

Kid 1: "nah, it mite hurt"

Kid 2, and all his friends: "THATS FUCKIN PUSSYSHIT"
pussyshit by EARS May 6, 2007
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Pussyshit 

Used as an exclamation, particularly used by a third party to either emphasize some shit goin' down, or to make an awkward situation even more inappropriate.

This is not to be confused with other uses of the word "pussyshit" used as a noun.
Person 1: Shit Bromethius, we just sank it into triple overtime.
Bromethius: AWWW Pussyshit!
-or-
Person A: You wanna fucking go, dickshit?
Person B: I'm gonna rape your family!
Person C: AWWW Pussyshit!
Pussyshit by lankthetank December 17, 2009

Pussyshit 

The act of shoving something so far up inside your pussy it doesn't come out till you shit.
Brittney: Did you hear about Martha? She tried to cum but it went so wrong she had to pussyshit.
Brooklyn: Oh that poor thing.
Pussyshit by martha123!! March 13, 2022

Pussyghetti

A noun for a pasta made in long, slender, solid strings that is most commonly used in a flirtatious manner as an innuendo for cunnilingus derived from a child's mispronunciation of the word spaghetti.
Him: "What's for dinner?"
Her: *spreads legs* "PUSSYGHETTI."
Pussyghetti by SirCoolJerk March 7, 2019

Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."
Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pussywhipped 

when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).
Friend1: Dude, Ryan is really pussywhipped. He follows Christian all over the place, doesn't talk to his friends (unless she does) and only hangs out with her and her friends.
Friend2: At least he's getting some
Friend1: Yeah, but we havn't seen him in 4 months. Tommorow I'm gonna report him missing to the police
pussywhipped by northendwhitetrash January 19, 2008

pissnshit 

A phrase describing the state where one needs to piss and shit. Because it is commonly assumed that when one must shit, they must also pee, the phrase 'piss and shit' was shortened to 'pissnshit'
'I woke up having to pissnshit after a night of heavy drinking'
pissnshit by BJCJ April 11, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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