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pussyphobia

A fear of girls or pussy.
Ildan has pussyphobia because he is scared to ask girls out or talk to them.
pussyphobia by LGAC September 13, 2003

pussyphobia

- The act of being afraid of the vagina of a female and/or transexual.

- Having a "V" card and not participating in activities to engage in sexual intercourse.

- Using humor to avoid the topic of sex and/or interaction with a female.
- Homosexuals
- Virgins
- pussyphobia
- Schultz
pussyphobia by Schlaz August 15, 2009

pussyphobia

a man whos scared of pussy and females, becomes either nervous or mad as fuck when a girl speaks to him
this man fallerz got pussyphobia ong
pussyphobia by prinzy May 9, 2021

Hairy Pussy Phobia 

A person (usually male, but sometimes female) who has a complete hatred and/or discontent with a woman’s genitals having pubic hair. He/she is usually the type of person who watches pornography on a consistent basis and then expects his/her girlfriend/wife to live up to the visual imagery of the women on screen.

This type of person often does not see a woman for who she is, but rather unfortunately, he/she sees a woman for who “she is not” and begins to demand that she shave her pubic hair to fit his/her desires and personal expectations.

In many cases women are generally already not comfortable with their body. In some sense women might have a certain “fear” for their natural state because pornography and razor companies have pushed the idea of what the female image should be. To add on to this, her boyfriend/husband who demands that she shave only adds to her frustration and her developing phobia of her own body’s normal state.

In quintessence, “Hairy pussy Phobia” exists in those who are apprehensive of the natural human body; in this case, dread of pubic hair. Individuals who have ‘Hairy Pussy Phobia’ will constantly try to justify their “preference” for the shaved ‘5-year-old-look’ on a woman. The justification responses for shaved vaginas have become very identical over the years to the point that now have developed into ‘programmed responses’.
Henry: “Wow, Jennifer is gorgeous. I would surely date her.”

David: “You’re right, she’s hot. But look at all that long hair.”

Henry: “What’s long hair supposed to mean?”

David: “Dude, if she has that much hair on her head, imagine how much she has down there.”

Henry: “So what? What’s wrong with that? Hair below on a woman is natural.”

David: “Well, I don’t like it hairy. She needs to shave her shit. I don’t want her hairs getting stuck in my mouth when I eat her out.”

Henry: “Bro, hair doesn’t get stuck in your mouth when you pleasure her. Where’d you get that from? That’s just a typical programmed response that comes from people who can’t appreciate a natural woman. Dude, you’ve got Hairy Pussy Phobia.”

pussyphobe

One who is afraid of Pussy; Gays, fags, queers, Homosexuals that are in fear of females or pussy. ‘The opposite of Homophobe’
Mark, has a great fear of pussy, therefore he is a Homosexual and is a Pussyphobe.
pussyphobe by xasmodeusx November 10, 2008

Pussphobia 

a severe disorder were an individual is frightened by the sight, smell and thought of a womans vagina.
ya dude, he was totally going to go down on her but it turns out he has a bad case of pussphobia
Pussphobia by carter J March 11, 2011
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