Pissphobia 

A fear of urine.

Tony: Hey bro I just took a piss.
Michael: Please do not mention piss, as I suffer from pissphobia.

Pissphobia by Steelcove February 28, 2022

pissphoria 

n. The extreme feeling of relief and pleasure that comes from urinating after a prolonged period of restraint. Usually accompanied with involuntary sighs of bliss and contentment.

Keith intentionally held back his piss for several hours knowing the pissphoria would be worth it in the end.

pissphoria by ballbuster33 December 29, 2013

Pipophobia 

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.

Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.

Pipophobia by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020

Pussyphobia

When a male has the opportunity to run bases with an attractive girl but doesn't want to, either because he's too nervous, or he's a homosexual.

Person 1: Tyler dated Danielle for like, 5 months. Did they do anything?
Person 2: They didn't actually, I think he had a bad case of pussyphobia.

Pussyphobia by StuckInChantilly February 27, 2011

Pitaphobia 

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.

I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.

Pitaphobia by Pittas September 18, 2013

Piephobia 

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

Piephobia by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020

Pintphobia 

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

Pintphobia by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023