Pussyis

A disease in which one becomes a pussy

Dave: my parents aint married.
Dick: so then you're a bastard.
Dave: hey man, that hurt my feelers.
Dick: woah, looks like you have a case of pussyis.

Pussyis by DontbeadickDick January 7, 2017

pussois

pussy with a french accent

Stephen is such a pussois, he cries all the time.

pussois by Jack Wad December 8, 2007

pussyassmotherfucker 

A guy who is afraid to commit - a pussy, an asshole and a motherfucker.

Raf is being a pussyassmotherfucker because he won't come out and drink.

pussyassmotherfucker by bergkampfan August 25, 2013

pussysand

When the boy is obsessed with the girl. Stops hanging out with lads. Much like quicksand/ opposite of dicksand.

"Andreas mate, ur in the pussysand" - Marcus

pussysand by Tvggbhn February 21, 2017

Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pussyio 

pussyio = pussyhole

oi blud heard u taking my bushy bush u pussyio

pussyio by Lille røde traktor December 25, 2020

Pussydissis 

A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"

When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"

Coleen: Steven! Make me a sammich!

Steven: "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!" proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.

Steve Pussydissis

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Pussydissis by Unclepac September 22, 2012