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Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
a guy who is an absolute douchebag and whose face, when confronted, resembles a vagina
George W. Bush sure is a pussyface.
pussyface by mindmelt September 21, 2003
a term used to derive someone who is a complete wimp. also it can be used as a term to derive someone who has not see the borat.
joe says "hey dan its cool being out late"
dan says "na i dont like it"
joe says " you're a pussyface man"

joe says "hey frank have you seen borat"
frank says "no"
joe says "your a pusssyface then"
pussyface by just another drummer ok December 14, 2007
A patchy, uneven and at all otherwise shitty looking beard
"Hey look at that pussyface over there. I'm gonna buy him a razor."
Pussyface by Alex the not so great October 30, 2008
When a woman puts her pussy on someone's face and lets them eat
"Last night I was a pussyface"
pussyface by dws July 30, 2008
A strange creature found specifically amongst the indigenous population of Barbados. The Pussyface is considered to be somewhat of a lone wolf in the animal kingdom, but can be known to travel in small packs.

Despite desperate attempts, the Pussyface has trouble finding a suitable mate during the winter months and must resort to self inflicted pleasure.
Friend A: "Hey man, can you go to the bar and order us another round of beers?"

Friend B: "Awww man, I don't know..can you come with me?"

Friend A: "Stop being such a fucking Pussyface and order it yourself"
Pussyface by 1066Bandits April 5, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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