pussyface

a guy who is an absolute douchebag and whose face, when confronted, resembles a vagina

George W. Bush sure is a pussyface.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003

pantywaste

someone who is an absolute waste of flesh, a useless bastard.

John Ashcroft is a total pantywaste.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003

rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003