Remember back in the '70s, when American cars were 500
feet long, the
Internet was DARPAnet, a pixel was two inches wide, and
porn flicks had plots, were shot on film, and shown in theaters? Well, back then, no right-thinking lady would ever -think- to take a razor to her nether-regions. Disco Pussy is that great big, full, thick, untouched, unaltered, beautiful bush of pubic hair on the female genitalia whose popularity in fashion experienced its peak (and subsequent decline) right along with Studio
54.
Disco Pussy is pussy the way God himself intended it to look. It's a pussy that, upon first sight, makes "Saturday Night Fever" by the Bee Gees instantly start to play in your
head.
Nowadays, a Disco Pussy is harder to find than an honest politician.
I got that
girl home last night, and what a treat! She had a
Disco Pussy the size of a '73 El Dorado! Man, that pussy that had
never even seen a -picture- of a razor, dig?