Pussy Hooks

Name: Pussy Hooks Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

1. When the pussy is so good that a man behaves the way that she wants him too.

2. Comparing a woman to a Cenobite from 'Hellraiser.'

Synonym for 'pussy-whipped.'

Can John come out tonight?

Nah, you know that Jane has her 'pussy hooks' in him

Pussy Hooks by Nathan 3 April 13, 2017

Get the Pussy Hooks mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Pussy Hooks

A pussy hook is someone you can hit up to have sex with

damn, i got all dem pussy hooks brotha

Pussy Hooks by SLAYERFUCKINRULES July 16, 2018

Get the Pussy Hooks mug.

Related Words

Pussy Hook • Captain Hook pussy fart • Pussy hookup • pussy • pussy-whipped • Pussy-ass-bitch • pussy boy • pussy lips • pussy juice • pussy footing

Pussy Hook

A males penis

Guy 1: There will be a ton of girls at the party tonight.

Guy 2: throw out your pussy hook and see if you catch anything.

Pussy Hook by golgo13 October 22, 2009

Get the Pussy Hook mug.

Captain Hook pussy fart

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly

That man is giving Captain Hook pussy fart

Captain Hook pussy fart by K boo 69 August 24, 2022

Hookah-Pussy

One who pusses out on sharing the hits of hookah.

Man, Katy is being a total Hookah-Pussy

Hookah-Pussy by Matt Neighbors August 25, 2006

Get the Hookah-Pussy mug.

Hookenasty Puss Puss

When You Eat a Hookers Pussy Out and Make a Vile Expression.

"Oh God Boy Why You Lookin so Hookenasty Puss Puss rn, COME ON LETS GO DEEPER!"

Hookenasty Puss Puss by MinderTing July 16, 2020

Get the Hookenasty Puss Puss mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.