Pussy Farm

A farm for women in which potential buyers can come and pick out top quality pussies from a wide selection. The women are kept in horse stalls and must advertise their pussies for the potential buyers by spreading and busting those lips wide open. The buyers can then make a selection from the variety of pussy to choose from. The sweeter the meat, the bigger the treat.

Jim: "Hey man you need to check out the new pussy farm. They got that top quality meat."

Matt: "Yeah man I already have that Preferred Pussy Popper card!"

by tfm69 October 18, 2010

Pussy Farm

Noun, an all girls middle school
Verb, to breed children for sex...common practice in the american south

!. Trap door to the pussy farm wide open!

2. Man does that dude sleep with all his daughters, yes he's a strait pussy farmer!!!!!!

by Psuedonymphomaniac October 14, 2008

Pussy Farming

The act of sleeping around when your GF or significant other is away.

Ethan- My brother Tyler is such a whore, his GF is in Boston at the Cancer Research Center interning, and hes been busy Pussy Farming.

Kevin- What a ass.

by sdxrunner619 July 17, 2012

pussy farmer

I little bitch who tries to act cool but really is scared. Someone who also attempts to dress "dope", uses slang words that out of date.

Wow! That pussy farmer is wearing fucking chains everywhere.

by JimmyJames22 September 2, 2016

pussyfart cumface

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.

Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.

by Squeejek October 14, 2020

Pussyfart

1. The gas expelled from a pussy during sex 2. Someone stupid beyond all limits of polite conversation

"What do you MEAN Laborde wants to fly planes? The pussyfart can't even tie his own shoes!"

by Labordehater February 9, 2003

pussyfart

1) An unwanted or embarassing noise during an otherwise thoroughly enjoyable activity.
2) An annoying braggart, an unmitigated idiot.
3) The sound of air escaping the vagina while being pistoned by a rock hard penis.

That pussyfart Del needs to get a life.
I do hope that was a pussyfart and not something else.

by frobnitz September 5, 2008