Everyone knows that Julie had never cared much for Tim, so get my surprise when he asked her out last month and then I ran into Melanie(Julie's best friend) and she was tells me what a pusshead he was...

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

get the little pusshead to do it, he's officious enough to pull it off