Pursen 

A person whose taste for fashionable clothing for exceeds this world. They legit collect too many purses... Mostly likely a Jen-pursen...

Person 1:
Hey, you hear about Ni ni?
Person 2:
Her purse collection is tots adorbs!! She a pursen pursen

Pursen by Zandzy_AFT April 12, 2021

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012

bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.

Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.

bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Sugar Purse 

Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.

Hey baby, I've got a surprise in my sugar purse for you!!

Sugar Purse by DaDonk August 5, 2009

Purgency

When you absolutely must get rid of something immediately.

Soon after bringing in the day's mail and realizing that Donald Trump was on the cover of the latest issue of People Magazine sitting on her kitchen counter, Charlene had to put her knitting down and find the nearest incinerator. It was a real purgency.

Purgency by East Coast Word Wizard October 18, 2018

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

purse breast separation by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007

Purse Owner!!! 

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.

Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.

Purse Owner!!! by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020