PurpleBalls

When you cum so hard that your balls start to hurt in agitating pain. Usually from the result of LOTS of cum.

*cums* OOWW.. literally i have PurpleBalls

by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018

purplebelly

From Joss Whedon's (unfortunately) short-lived television show "Firefly."

Purplebellies are members of the Anglo-Sino Alliance, so named because of the purple-tinted armor they wore during the Unification War.

A strongly derogatory term.

Did you hear what that purplebelly called Serenity?
Gorram purplebellies can't take the sky from me.

by Chris the Browncoat October 9, 2007

purple balls

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).

Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...

by Satan's Cock June 19, 2008

purple balls

If you have purple balls, it means you've possibly caught thanos disease. It causes you to develop purple balls as well as purple skin, just like thanos. Oreo_217 on roblox caught thanos disease and was bullied by kids in Breaking Point. Attracting Thanos disease can cause an uproar in your community, you can get continuously shunned and discriminated against, Oreo_217 is a victim of this horrible abuse.

User1772849495: 'Hey, why do you have purple skin?'
Oreo_217: 'I have Thanos disease.'
User1772849495: 'Oh so like, you also have purple balls?'
Oreo_217: 'Yeah...😫😫'

by thanosdiseasegavemepurpleballs September 17, 2021