The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!
The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).
Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...
If you have purple balls, it means you've possibly caught thanos disease. It causes you to develop purple balls as well as purple skin, just like thanos. Oreo_217 on roblox caught thanos disease and was bullied by kids in Breaking Point. Attracting Thanos disease can cause an uproar in your community, you can get continuously shunned and discriminated against, Oreo_217 is a victim of this horrible abuse.
User1772849495: 'Hey, why do you have purple skin?'
Oreo_217: 'I have Thanos disease.'
User1772849495: 'Oh so like, you also have purple balls?'
Oreo_217: 'Yeah...đ«đ«'
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expertâs specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be âeggheadâ, âsquintâ, or âgeek.â
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or âbafflingâ to the common person.