Purple yogert 

The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.

My girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after I got done with her.

Purple yogert by Gen.Fox June 9, 2010

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

purple headed yogert shooter by Jeremy December 3, 2002

one eyed purple yogurt slinger 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

one eyed purple yogurt slinger by Rhyno February 13, 2004

purple yogurt 

cum

oh daddy put that purple yogurt all in me

purple yogurt by daddyxoxox November 8, 2017

purple yogart 

When a girl bleeds from her vagina and a guy gives her a creampie(ejaculates in a girls vagina)and keeps going till the blood mixes with the cum.

Joe:man I got it on so hard with my girl-friend that she was just covered in purple yogart.

Ted:Man Joe it must have been beast mode last night for you.

purple yogart by gen.fox June 8, 2010

purple yogurt slinger 

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

purple yogurt slinger by yoMamma June 19, 2015

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006