Purple People Eaters 

The Nickname for the Vikings During the 70's because they crushed most of the teams in the NFL. However did not manage to win a Superbowl.

The Purple People Eaters Are Amazing!!!!

Purple People Eaters by T and C Rule! December 1, 2009

purple pupil people eaters

What is a purple pupil people eater:
a person too high to make a sentence and instead decides to eat a sober person, because purple pupil people eaters can.
They also can gett away with such crime because they are god.

How to spot a purple pupil people eater:
They will smell a lot like weed, or if smart will smell like strong weed and perfume mixed. Will have blood shot eyes, dyed hair, and screaming random shit at unexpecting citizens. Usually female.

How to defend yourself against purple pupil people eaters:
a purple pupil people eater will not attack people who are under the influence.
stay away from parks, swings and being alone at night.

When spotted by a purple pupil people eater:
RUN!
don’t look back, go home gett high and you may then be safe unless you have blue eyes.
purple pupil people eaters don't however eat old people, they taste bad.
they love to eat people with blue eyes, don’t ask whyy.
How to become a purple pupil people eater:
*you have to be mad ballin’
1. Make sure you don’t have blue eyes.
If so, you fail.
2. Gett baked.
3. Look in a mirror make sure eyes are as red as possible
4. Say purple pupil people eater without laughing, and without mixing up your words. three times.
5. Go to nearest or biggest park possible, and yell random shit at people. Including free sex.

Why people become purple pupil people eater:
usually because they have nothing better to do. Or maybe they just are that amazing and became purple pupil people eaters. Most common reason people become purple pupil people eaters is because they like the taste of people.

*please note do not judge purple pupil people eaters, they are people too

sober person one: wow, I’m bored.
sober person two: what do you want to do?
sober person three: uhm, why not become purple pupil people eaters?
sober person one, two: YAH!
*all blaze
high person two: now what?
high person three: we should check the list!
High person one:….. Uhm, lets not.
*high person one and three looks at the list
High person two: uh oh, why not?
High person three: because they cant be a purple pupil people eater!
(dun dun dun)
High person two: sorry one, but you have blue eyes. But you can sit there, and watch us?
High person one: okay!
High person three: next, we must check the mirror
*both look at blood shot eyes in mirror
high person two: now we say…. purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters.
Done!
High person three: purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters. YAY! We are purple pupil people eaters!
*high person three became purple pupil people eater three and high person two became purple pupil people eater two.
purple pupil people eater three: lets go to the park!
High person one: okayy,
Purple pupil people eater two: damn, there are no people here,
purple pupil people eater three: mmmmm, I smell someone with blue eyes.
High person one: uh oh.
*ate high person one, because they he had blue eyes
purple pupil people eater two and three: mmmmmm.

purple pupil people eaters by someonenumbertwo June 21, 2008

flying purple people eater 

a castrated pigeon that like to eat pickled onion monster munch

dude 1 'whoah what was that!'
dude 2 ' looked like a flying purple people eater!!'
dude 1 ' oh'

flying purple people eater by the fppe man February 22, 2010

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater 

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater by People Eater October 3, 2017

purple people eater 

A morning kind of person. Typically tall and likes to draw. VERY VERY organized, neat, and clean. Enjoys fruits and juice. Although she's a shy giraffe, known to tease other lower ranked people. otherwise, can be a loving friend.

Is that someone skipping? Oh.. it's Meryssa the purple people eater.

purple people eater by Meryssa bah beh February 15, 2010

purple people eater 

The bong that "consumes" you when you smoke out of it

i was consumed by the purple people eater, alexis and i smoked together the first time ever outta it..and look where we are now :-)

purple people eater by Steph January 23, 2005

Purple people eater 

A person of irish and arminian decent who enjoys bubble tea, low top chucks, and fire truck red hairdoo's. You can usually see them located randomly around upstate newyork. They also have a strong hatred for asian babys.

I saw the purple people eater pransing along the meadows the other day.

Purple people eater by Dane brooksman May 20, 2008