Purotard

Management at Purolator Courier Ltd. See also Stupidvisor.

The Purotards are having a meeting about our timecards.

Purotard by anon478457565213 April 25, 2007

Protard 

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021

pyrotard 

Someone who is both retarded and an arsonist.

That PYROTARD burned to death because he locke himself in the building he torched.

pyrotard by joerulz February 22, 2004

protard 

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

protard by Godspeed December 5, 2004

protarded 

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

protarded by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard 

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

Protard by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

Protard 

Countable common noun: Protard(s): (pro-tard)- A name given to supporters of retards or special-education people

Person A: Haha! Look he has drool on his chin!

Person B: Quit make fun of the person!

Person A: Your a Protard.

Protard by Shard Dardedar December 9, 2009