Definitions by joerulz

pyrotard 

Someone who is both retarded and an arsonist.

That PYROTARD burned to death because he locke himself in the building he torched.

pyrotard by joerulz February 22, 2004

gorlock 

One who's neural pathways have been irreperably damaged by exposure to hifg-decibel music

The bass player was such a gorlock he inserted the amplifier cord in his rectum

gorlock by joerulz May 15, 2003