3 definitions by Godspeed

1
smart ass, uptight bitch with a cunt as tighter than a benni's bum
by Godspeed April 30, 2003
Get the merch
Get the mightymouse neck gaiter and mug.
2
Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.
"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."
by Godspeed December 05, 2004
Get the mug
Get a protard mug for your mother-in-law Jovana.
3
" I was doing the dash in this car I just bought. "
" I seen him coming so I did the dash on him."
by Godspeed July 13, 2014
Get the merch
Get the doing the dash neck gaiter and mug.