John Locke is not the bald dude from Lost. John Locke is an English Philosopher who even influenced the American Declaration of Independence.
"omg john locke is so awesome"
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."
by g f b February 27, 2008
Someone who is very fucking weird. No matter how much clear it's been put, they just won't know when to stop.
Mark: He kept posting that weird ass shit and i was constantly telling him to stop. What is wrong with him?
Jake: It's useless, just ignore that fucking locke.
Jake: It's useless, just ignore that fucking locke.
by BoomerNotZoomer January 29, 2020
by dapettyprincess April 13, 2020
When you’re committed to one person in a relationship, and won’t let anyone else or anything tear the two of you apart. Only the two in the relationship has the key.
by LulKnowItAll February 17, 2018
by NicLydon April 09, 2009
To ready and prepare yourself
by tp219 June 08, 2021
As Chad was fucking Keirsten from behind her sexy blonde locks brushed his face and made his boner harder and harder!
by SlopNChop May 17, 2016