John Locke is not the bald dude from Lost. John Locke is an English Philosopher who even influenced the American Declaration of Independence.
"omg john locke is so awesome"
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."
by g f b February 27, 2008
Get the lockemug. Someone who is very fucking weird. No matter how much clear it's been put, they just won't know when to stop.
Mark: He kept posting that weird ass shit and i was constantly telling him to stop. What is wrong with him?
Jake: It's useless, just ignore that fucking locke.
Jake: It's useless, just ignore that fucking locke.
by BoomerNotZoomer January 29, 2020
Get the lockemug. by dapettyprincess April 13, 2020
Get the Locked Inmug. When you’re committed to one person in a relationship, and won’t let anyone else or anything tear the two of you apart. Only the two in the relationship has the key.
by LulKnowItAll February 16, 2018
Get the Locked inmug. by NicLydon April 9, 2009
Get the Locked Inmug. To ready and prepare yourself
by tp219 June 7, 2021
Get the Lock inmug. As Chad was fucking Keirsten from behind her sexy blonde locks brushed his face and made his boner harder and harder!
by SlopNChop May 17, 2016
Get the lockmug.