Zach: I want to band together enough people to add Purdue'
s definition of NCAA(no championships at all) to wikipedia...
Purdouchebag :Must be bitter, can'
t blame you. POTFH Zach, all you need to know.
Zach: Enough with this PURDOUCHEBAGGERY...always looking at the small picture instead of the whole.
Purdouchebag: Oh damn, he'
s got skillz people, he goes to IU! Hahah, shit Zach, even a person like you should know that it'
s the little things that matter most and make us the happiest.
Zach: That sounds exactly like what someone who goes to a
school with no national championships in a major sport would say...hmmm makes sense.