An extremely self-importantindividual who takes his or her involvement in the entertainment business too seriously.
Who's that guy on the phone talking so loudly? I can barely think, let alone eat my meal in peace." "Oh he's some Executive Prodouchebag who thinks he works for Uni.
Zach: I want to band together enough people to add Purdue's definition of NCAA(no championships at all) to wikipedia...
Purdouchebag :Must be bitter, can't blame you. POTFH Zach, all you need to know.
Zach: Enough with this PURDOUCHEBAGGERY...always looking at the small picture instead of the whole.
Purdouchebag: Oh damn, he's got skillz people, he goes to IU! Hahah, shit Zach, even a person like you should know that it's the little things that matter most and make us the happiest.
Zach: That sounds exactly like what someone who goes to a school with no national championships in a major sport would say...hmmm makes sense.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"