Definitions by Îhēbæ

Polyamory 

Where someone can love multiple people at once. It doesn’t mean that they’re bad at commitment, are cheaters, or just like sleeping around. All of those are different then polyamory. Just because somebody is polyamorous doesn’t mean they’re a cheater, and usually their partners are ok with them dating multiple people. It’s just as valid as any other identity.

A “Hey I saw you kiss Natalie, are you cheating?”
B “No, I am polyamorous”
A “Doesn’t that mean that you’re a cheater?”
B “No, polyamory is different then that. Betty is fine with me being with other girls”
A “Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding”

Polyamory by Îhēbæ October 6, 2019

Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.

1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.

Pumpsexual by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019