Pupetition 

A member of the Political class (Politician) who acts in the interests of the illegal fraudulent central Banking system.
Traits; Pathological Liar. Psychopath,

Examples; Royal Commission into Bank fraud Australia 2018

The Australian Pupetitions have continually either ignored the peoples requests and openly supported the criminal banking cartels continual gouging from customers

Pupetition by Governments = Corporations July 7, 2019

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Petition 

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

Petition by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petition 

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

petition by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

Petition 

The democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread ✨

Petition by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020

petition wall 

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

petition wall by standox April 24, 2010

petition 

petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.

petition by zorroloco July 7, 2007