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punitentiary 

An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.
I’ve been stuck in this punitentiary since the day I married him!
punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
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The genitalia of the femal specimen. Usually term commonly used by your kitty cat. *rawr*
Look at her punties, there so big!
From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.
Fuck off you punite, I've had it up to here with you.
Punite by tOmmy April 26, 2004

2-bit Pûntîto

An insult that means that someone is dumb, hence the word 2-bit, and then pûntîto can mean any curse word possible
What did that 2-bit pûntîto say?!
2-bit Pûntîto by Ethan T.T January 7, 2020
To promote customs associated with Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn
they puntized their wedding
puntize by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

Puntitology

Puntitology is the study of the land of Punt, the study of Puntites and the study of primeval Horn of Africa, especially the study of Bronze Age and Iron Age regions of modern day Puntland and Eritrea.
she studies Puntitology
Puntitology by Bobbystrurrew September 28, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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