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pumplex is like another word for dick head or pussy
in a name calling way
'god man your a right PUMPLEX!!!'
pumplex by charly ccc September 16, 2007

purplexed 

i was purplexed by the words in the textbook.
purplexed by 007ruthify June 26, 2007

Purplexed 

The state of confusion arising from logging into the Purple Board after a brief absence, and not knowing what anyone is talking about.
Mark is always purplexed on the Purple Board.
Purplexed by Pezzer1 July 11, 2009

Full Nelson Pumplex 

A pumplex of epic proportions. Similar to a Half Nelson Pumplex but much more full on, very messy.
When I got that bitch in a Full Nelson Pumplex it was all over.
Full Nelson Pumplex by Samzoh August 22, 2019

pumplexing 

Pumplex is a word describing a group of people who have bare feet and are walking on the south east coast of France.
One of the people in the group must have a bald head in order to be a 'Pumplexer'
Collectively they must own a herd of cattle, with 49% of them being Male.
Alex, Andy, Dan, Craig, Ben, Lewis, Whitehead (the bald one) and Jon all went pumplexing on Sunday on the south coast of France.
Alex G pumplexed with Llewellyn on valentines day
pumplexing by Alex Furniss March 3, 2007
Fuck sake we always get done from behind. Stupid pumplex
Pumplex by JokesMathew June 6, 2018