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wannabe Punk's 

1)Somebody that thinks that Punk is a fashion statment instead of a way of life

2)Somebody who listens to only Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Green Day's American Idiot, etc and walks around saying "OMFG!! Listen to this stuff! It's the best punk I've ever heard!" And doesn't even know what Anarchy is.

3)a poser
wannabe Punk's:"OMFG!! Good Charlotte is on!! They are like the most effin best punk pnk band there is!! AHH!! My black nail polish is coming off again!
wannabe Punk's by rebel77 April 13, 2006
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wannabe Punk's 

1st)Bastards that reckon there Punk because they have got Americn Idiot, and wont do what Mrs Baileys tells them to do! Oh Fuck Yes Go JAmes Mould! O h i cn do a scaottish accent everyone laugh at mE!

2nd) Oh i h8 they Green DAy there such sell outs (which is the only reason they got t know about them) (dont you think its sad to start h8ing a band just bcuz suddenlya load of gay retards fuckin love 'em hell its annoying but that is it!) er where ws I!

3rd) start wearing make up and slowly trn in2 either a goth or an 'Emo' and commit sucide. What a sad Excistence, a life pretending to be sumfin you know nuffin about, and then killing yourself because you think it makes you punk! sad sad people
Oh yes im punk Green day are shiT! "....................Shut up you DICK HEAD!".........wannabe Punk's

Ship's punk 

In sailing days prior to steam engines, each ship leaving port would choose the ship's punk for that voyage. Women were not allowed on sailing ships in those days (as crew), but it was considered unhealthy to go too long without sexual release. Voyages often took weeks or months.

The ship's punk was chosen by lot, only the prior voyage's punk being exempt. Once chosen, that sailor's only duty was as cum bucket until the ship reached port again. He was to be available at any time for any crewman who desired to relieve his testicles of sperm build up. Generally, it was anal intercourse in such acts.

No particular emphasis on the title, though it was considered derogatory to be called the punk when it was not your turn. Since any man among the crew was in the lottery to become ship's punk, it was never wise to take insults or jokes about the punk too far. You never knew when the old punk was going to have a turn at the screwing the new punk.

To use the ship's punk did not make you homosexual in the modern sense. When in port, the majority of crewmen would happily make use of the prostitutes and women of the town. Considered a form of institutional/situational homosexuality only occurring during/in instances of enforced separation from women. It was also likely there were some bisexual and gay crewmen, just there are today.

The term 'punk' originates here, not with prisons, street slang, insult as an inferior male or with the music genre.
1) Captain: It's time for the lottery boys. Put your token in the bucket and I'll pick the new ship's punk.

2) Crewman: You're the ship's punk, so prepare to be boarded.
Ship's punk by Sexual-History-Buff December 14, 2009

Fringlisharussion punk Nazi who's too dumb to be a Hatian 

A term of contempt. There are those in the world who are not racist, yet say racist like things in order to insult someone, for example, "You jew!" This term is a combination of many of these into one phrase. It originated from a gaming experience when one man had customized his character to have various equipment from England, France, United States of America, Russia, and Germany (in a world war two game, hence the "nazi") His opponant then quickly came up with this contemptful insult, combining all the nationalities, and a little racist sounding insult of his own at the end.
Richardo: Dude check out my equip (lists all different nationalities of equip).

#Joe: You Fringlisharussion punk Nazi who's too dumb to be a Hatian!

Richardo: Hahaha! what the heck?

hell, he's even more punk than me 

a hilarious voice that is found halfway through the NOFX song, "Punk Guy".
*song plays, then pauses*
"hell, he's even more punk than me!"
*remainder of song plays*

s.o.c. punk 

1 a group of punk rock teens who rock the 40oz in the park, the creek or at the rock.

2 dirty.

3 sudbury, ontario, canada punk rock REPRESENT.
check out those dirty s.o.c. punks.
s.o.c. punk by sohardcoreithurts December 24, 2003

punk show 

good music and awesome punks.absolutely nothing like those emo and hardcore shows that people talk of.you wont regret going to one.
i went to a punk show last night,damn man those people were really cool as long as i wasnt a dick to them.
punk show by some.cool.guy July 20, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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