Pundted

The act of breaking every rule at the same time or within a short period and getting fired for it.

"Hey did you hear about that guy who violated every rule in the book?"

"Yeah, I heard he got Pundted out of here"

Pundted by Boogahideen January 11, 2020

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Out punted your coverage by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

Out-Punted his Coverage 

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

Out-Punted his Coverage by kejo66 December 20, 2008

Punted

Kicked from behind, or off a bridge

"The man punted Baxter"

Punted by Matthew Keenan May 24, 2007

Punted

To make a stupid mistake that causes oneself to lose.

Fred was on the verge of victory. He had his opponent down to 1 life but forgot to take his draw step. He sure punted that game of magic.

Punted by spracdracular December 4, 2016

Punted

To cancel/blow off an obligation.

I was supposed to work a double today… I punted.

Punted by Redwhitepill May 1, 2022

ween punted 

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

ween punted by aeropb January 13, 2014