Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

fuckcunted

soo hammered on a form of drink or drugs that you can't remember where you came from, what your name is or who out of those strange people in the room are your friends.

he's so fuckcunted, he is hiding in that corner/ got lost on the way to the bathroom.

by christineflange August 21, 2005