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Punctuanal

Compound word, punctual+anal=punctuanal:
Used to describe those who are never, ever late, and gain a sense of superiority when you are not on time, even by a small fraction of time.
Sam shows up 20 minutes early to every meeting, just go he can log what time everyone else comes in, that punctuanal fucktard.
Punctuanal by NanaBanana February 7, 2005
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punctual 

being on time. Not late. Prompt.
Tom isn't a very punctual person. He is always late for work.

I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.
punctual by little_one January 7, 2008

Punctual penis 

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.
My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

punctual-pooper 

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!
Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.
punctual-pooper by mrlambo March 5, 2012

Punctual Gold 

When you're having a great conversation with someone and its just swagalicious
"Man, that conversation that I'm having with Emily is punctual gold"

punctional 

Where you are both punctual and functional.

Also see: Non-Punctional: Where you are neither punctual nor functional.
Gary went to a metal show last night, he is not punctional this morning.

Sally is a go-getter she is always so punctional.
punctional by BastGirl February 22, 2017

punctual 

adj.; punk-like; punkness
I never liked Nirvana. They were too punctual for me
punctual by napoleon September 21, 2004