Pumptuate

To use flatulence to support conversation.

This is how you pumptuate...

And that’s the last of it! *parp*
So she said, *toot* she’d never get Greg his Tupperware back *trump*

by Emma Fee January 7, 2019

Pumptuate

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!

by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019

Pumpitrate

pumpitrated, pumpitrating, pumpitrates, (pumpitration)

Refers to rough sex, from "pump (weights)", and "penetration".

Origin unknown.

I was pumpitrated 8 times yesterday.

by retarded smurf May 30, 2004

pumpovate

pumpovate is a word used by people to describe the following:

1. really loud farts
2.rumbly farts
3. ok just farts in general

person: "did you just pumpovate?"

by sycochild May 2, 2004

Plumptuat

When you eat an excessive amount of lardo like foods, and then you sit on your fat ass and let it thicken

look at that fat ass over there eating doritos, she’s bound to plumptuat

by bigggbraaaiinn July 29, 2020

Pumptatious

Working hard,Its hard to do but it can be done.

You've been pumptatious ,lately take a break.

by Pumptatious April 10, 2021

punctuate the toilet

To have a bowel movement. Evolved out of the phrase "drop colon" where colon can have two meanings(colon as a part of your digestive tract or as a puntuation mark).

hung over guy #1: "Dude, where you goin?"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"

by Niceguy October 29, 2006