A song made by Foster The
People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.
If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're
white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/
tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the
brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up
kicks"
Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at
furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up
Kicks reach into his backpack."