Pullong

The act of yanking on ones testicles to lengthen them

"After my 24 hour pullong session, I can use my nuts to play tetherball using my leg as the pole"

"My uncle John has been Pullonging to prepare for his wedding"

by lxaaam November 10, 2024

Pulling a Sound of Music

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

by Darren Besert March 29, 2017

Pulling a parkes

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021

Pulling a Dre

The act of getting a real loaded gun ripped out of your hands by 2 little children during the act of an armed robbery. involves getting your ass beat, kicked and robbed after the robbery too depending on how busy the little children are.

Person 1: Ey Dre Rob this nigga on craigslist for me.

Dre: *Comes home empty handed after serving 8 months for home invasion*

Person 1: "Where's the meal? My children havent ate in 8 months MF"

Dre: *cries*

Dre: "They They They The They... GOT THE GUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYY" *Cries like a baby*

Person 1: "Dammit Dre if you be pulling yoself one mo mf time homie"

Dre: "I aint pulling a dre, I promise 😭😭😭😭😭"

by The_Devil_made ur_GIRL_CRY_469 December 6, 2021

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mufat

Clutching a Track of the Day and trolling top players. Opposite of Pulling a Wirtual

Wirt: Oh I pulled a Wirtual there.
Chat: No you pulled a Mufat KEKW
Random kid in chat: What's Mufat
Rest of Chat: PepeLaugh

Wirtual's Title: How Pulling a Mufat saved me from paying tax.

by tektek July 6, 2021

Pulling a Grian

When you don't build the backside of your Minecraft build. Usually a big mansion or island.

Me: You like my big minecraft build? I haven't finished the back yet.
My friend: Lol, you are Pulling a Grian

by Yeti655 October 26, 2020