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pulling a kai 

The act of backing out of a previously made commitment by any means of: backstabbing, lying, cheating, ditching, or pretending to be sick. This type of tricky acting may be utilized by using any dishonest, deceitful, or devious methods known to the bullshitter and can cause great psychological harm to the people being lied to. The lowest and most pathetic form of ditching.
"Dude, (_insert_name_) just pulled a kai again so he could wack off to animal porn!"
"Oh my god, he does that every weekend"
"He's always pulling a kai for that animal porn..."
pulling a kai by MistaMo December 12, 2008

Pulling a kaito 

Pulling a kaito consist of having his cake and eating it too........ On your birthday
ANYONE: "Today is gonna be very important to me. Are you gonna be there?"

KAITO: "Not if Calvin is there, or Chason and Elvis are together, or if you guys are doing anything i don't want to do, and I am especially not going if we all don't join together and make every moment, event, and spoken word about me.

ANYONE: I hate it when you are pulling a Kaito....

Pulling a Kaia 

Getting your social media account suspended repetitively (especially if you are a fan of Kaia Gerber)
Rhythm's been absent from twitter lately; I think he's pulling a Kaia again.
Pulling a Kaia by Shelrock October 31, 2018

pulling a kaito 

when you are too busy to do shit, so you just ignore it forever.
- Why don't you do the essay?
- I'm pulling a kaito.
pulling a kaito by WaporFunk March 21, 2017