Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.

"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"

Pulling a "Mitch" by Demockej January 17, 2018

Pulling a Mitch 

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you

Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

Pulling a Mitch by Rusty muffler 43 July 10, 2014

Pulling a Mitch Conner 

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner

Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

Pulling a Mitch Conner by MitchConnerNFT January 20, 2022

Pulling a Mitch Hedberg 

As many of you know, Mitch Hedberg was a gifted comedian, who was on the verge of becoming a huge star, when he dropped dead in a hotel room from a drug over dose. He was speed balling (cocaine and heroin) when he dropped the fuck dead.
Pulling a Mitch Hedberg refers to a situation where a person is just about to succeed, wildly beyond their dreams, and just when it is within their grasp, they screw it up and lose, often with fatal results. Kurt Cobain and James Dean are NOT examples, because they had both become huge stars before their life styles killed them. Possible basketball great Len Bias, who overdose on cocaine after signing with the Bulls but before he could play with them, is an example.
Don't pull a Mitch Hedberg kids, that shit is not cool.

Hey, did you hear Tommy died?
Yup, dat boy was celebratin' his scholarship to Duke and drank drived his ride into the lake.
Damn, that boy pulled a Mitch Hedberg.

Man your record is going to go platimium, you better put that cocaine down.
No shit, I don't want to be pulling a Mitch Hedberg.

Pulling a Mitch Hedberg by Baron Von Blucher, MD November 19, 2010

Pulling a Michael 

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

Pulling a Michael by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

Pulling a Michael Yorsz

When you're standing alone in a crowd, looking somewhere else, and looking like a model while you're at it without intending to.

Girl 1: "Lookin like a model, Aliya!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, you just pulled a Michael Yorsz right there! Don't move! *snaps picture* Hastagh Pulling A Michael Yorsz."

Pulling a Michael Yorsz by Jenny110 May 27, 2018

Pulling a Michael Jackson 

Turning Black to white

-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson

Pulling a Michael Jackson by ImmortalCorn July 12, 2016