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pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed
Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.
pull a johnny by johnyylol March 8, 2023

Pull a John 

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.
Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John
Pull a John by ItsCristian June 11, 2008

Pull a Jonah 

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
Pull a Jonah by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008

to pull a johnny 

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment
Did you hear what happened to himlast night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!
to pull a johnny by jd123456 February 16, 2010

Pull a Johnmarc 

Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.

To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?

Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
Pull a Johnmarc by MochaCharok November 6, 2013

to pull a Jon 

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.
to pull a Jon by Chris April 19, 2005