To tease a man so much that they get an erection, then at the last minute before anything happens between the two of you, say something so disgusting or something that is such a turn off that their dick is softer than play dough then leave him be.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A man or (woman) that claims ownership or one who pet sits or even has temporary custody of the Chinese Canine know as the Pug (disambiguation) can also be substituted by Dutch bulldog, Dutch mastiff, Mini mastiff, Mops, or a Carlin.

While in custody the Pug, the individual uses the Pug's natural captivating character, remarkable personality, and overall lovable fascinating docile but also vivacious nature in order to gain carnal knowledge of another individual of the opposite gender. Intercorse being the ultimate prize, however any know bodily fluids are acceptable.