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A girly man. Someone who is suspected of homosexuality. A puft may be someone who is not yet out of the closet or not even really gay. Often pufts have girlfriends. These pufts profess love and subserviance to their female master. They are fans of sweater vests and poetry and can often be intellectual snobs.

That billy with his polo shirt and shkespeare obsession is such a puft.

puft by Armosuck December 9, 2008

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puft

quinn

ur such a puft

puft by Stanleylailim March 5, 2023

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pufta • pufter • puft • pufty • Puftah • pufta party • Puftero • puftit • Stay Puft • Stay Puft Meltdown

Stay Puft

Verb. meaning to Walk Tall and Smile Big much like the Ghostbuster's Stay Puft Marshmallow man! A way of encouraging others to be positive about a bad situation.

Dude! I know your girl left you, but you have to stay puft, and move on!

Stay Puft by LiL.Blue June 22, 2009

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Stay Puft Meltdown

The act of filling a woman's vagina with marshmallows. Then proceeding to fuck her until they get all melted and gooey, pulling it out and having her suck and/or lick it clean. This is similar to the melted Stay Puft marshmallow man at the end of Ghostbusters, just imagine the dick as the proton gun.

Dude Uno: I did the most awesome thing last night with my girlfriend!
Dude Two: Whats that?
Dude Uno: I gave her the Stay Puft Meltdown!

Stay Puft Meltdown by akarawwar December 14, 2009

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Stay Pufts

Huge squashy floppy marshmallow boobies

I love sleeping on your stay pufts

Stay Pufts by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

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pufta party

a gay party

hey we're having a pufta party later, wanna come?

na mate i'm not gay :/

pufta party by beefysteve January 15, 2017

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pufta

Can mean either 'gay' literally or as an offense

Dak pufta. - He's gay
Xint pufta imqaxxar - You're a shaved gay

pufta by Mark July 9, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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