pufferfished

The term used when you talk to a girl on tinder and when you meet them, they're overweight.

Yo dude i was on tinder last night talkin to fit bird, she got out the car and was a total pufferfish.

-Dude you totally got pufferfished.

by DOlphiNNY August 4, 2015

Pufferfished

Similar to catfished... pufferfished is a deceptive activity where a person lures someone into a relationship by means of a using old or photoshopped photos of themselves at there peak of attractiveness.

She got pufferfished and her tinder date whose photos showed a semi-profesionnal hockey player with 6ix pack is now a car sales man with a beer belly.

by kait0873 April 23, 2021

Cole pufferfish

A stereotype name for people who:
Buy and wear fake airpods
Are rednecks (sunburnt on back of neck)
Are bandwagons (chiefs fans)
Dont share their veggie sticks or chips with people who have nolanitis

Wear a salty springs hat
Their hydro flask gets stolen by their friends
Have a backpack as red as their neck
Only plays fortnite on mobile

"Can i have a chip please?"
"No"
"You're such a Cole pufferfish

by 21nolanitis March 26, 2019

Pufferfish

When small skinny guys get intimidated and scared talking to bigger guys are try to stick their flat chests out to look bigger. Like a pufferfish.

'Sean is talking to Mike' ' is he doing the pufferfish?' ' yep'

by Real Samsons Lifters May 24, 2018

Pufferfish pussy

When a tumbler bitch is so sweaty you could swim like a pufferfish

Definitely 2: when the cooch so rank that shit smell like pufferfish pussy

Damn the pufferfish pussy smell like grandma's fur burger.

by Nigga 23 September 20, 2019

The Pufferfish

This is when your sexual partner farts in your mouth to the point where your cheeks inflate, and then you hold it in and blow it on your partners face.

Johnny and Sally engaged in The Pufferfish, thus enhancing their sexual experience.

by Oscar Jennings March 13, 2009

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014